I lost my keys, so when Jacob said to buy him some time (to get home and let me in) by getting dinner, I thought what he REALLY meant was go to Urban Outfitters.
Which I did. Justified by the fact that I only bought HIM things (okay I bought myself a pair of shoes but that doesn’t count). It also works out quite well for me since I wear his clothes… anyway.
I got him this shirt in two colors. He said it looked like a shirt that Rocky Balboa would wear. I said it looked like a shirt George Harrison would’ve worn in the 70’s. AND LOOK, EVEN THEIR SITE SUGGESTS THAT SKINNY BOYS WITH SCRUFF AND SLIGHTLY LONGISH HAIR SHOULD WEAR IT.
You’re welcome.